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Fri-Sun,
04/25-27/03
Along Maryland's Oceanic
Coast
Begins rainy, windy/cool;
ends warm/sunny, 72F Water-44F
Begins raging on-shores;
end light offshores
Begins flat; peaks head-high;
ends waist-chest
They change ya know?
Foon and Rod |
An Ocean City landmark |
Friday Night
Check out of work late,
turn left, hit Rt. 50, step on it, try not to slip and slide in the rain.
Stop for some fast food in Easton: 20 minutes later I'm on the road again
and ready to eat. I have a target: The Foonbunker. A bulls eye: a
tall, cold Blue Sapphire filled G&T. I don't want to piss around with
small towns and stoplights this evening: it's pedal to the metal all the
way down on Rt. 50. I pull in to the parking lot just minutes after the
the Duke Dune Daddy and his Duchess. We are all smiles and hugs -- it's
been a long time. Foonie shows up his new car with deluxe, firm leather
seats. It's the real sh*t, but does NOT sport a DVD video system or GPS
navigation... guess *I* am stuck with driving us down to GuidoPalooza next
year. We drink a little (a couple of heavy blue sapphires for me!), talk
a little AS (alt.surfing) story and I relate first hand my recent Costa
Rica trip. Shared the Neal, Kirk and Rod pics over the next few days.
Mrs. Foon likes the villa. Mr. and Mrs. Foon may join us next year.
Saturday
morning
The day begins with some
hot Costa Rican cafe expresso and hot milk (the 1% just doesn't compare
to the whole milk but add lot's of sugar and it thickens up!), followed
shortly thereafter with some bagels and bacon. It is fogged-in and misty
-- good thing the Surfrider Foundation clean-up was ppd. until tomorrow.
We check out a few of the local breakers before making the plunge. The
Inlet areas looks much better and less crowded than the infamous mid-town
peaks:
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Mid-town Forty-Niner
Area
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The Inlet Area
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Time
to stretch and flex... we bump up to around 10th St. to make a quick stop
at Malibu's Surf Shop and then walk the OC boardwalk in search of some
energizing grub: nachos and draught beer (Killians and Guinness).
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Foon
scores an overhead ice cream headache. Who says the man doesn't charge
winter surf???
Also caught him hot-doggin'
-- what a surfer dude!!! |
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funny happens as we approach the boardwalk. There's this group of
youngers all clustered around in some kind of excited spirit. One is this
chick with a skegless surfboard. They head down the boardwalk... ending
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Turns
out that the leader of the pack, Brittany, is gonna surf but first needs
to fix something with her fin box. |
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and I are hanging out on the porch talking to some other folks and before
we know it we're assisting the shop owner in moving Brit's board around
and making polite conversation like, "Have you been surfing long?
Do you like winter surfing? Do you have a wetsuit? Do you have gloves and
booties." |
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Turns out that
Brit has been out on a board "a couple of times." She pulls a wetsuit out
of here gear bag -- a 3/2. Hmm... that's kinda light in these conditions...
(an
XL, it's also about 3 sizes too large). Booties? No, do I need them? No
gloves either. She ends up borrowing some from a friend. Ready for a good
flushing??? |
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Foon
and I wander into the shop, look around, inquire about their stock of bodyboards,
watch some surf video on the TV monitor, shoot the bull some more and eventually
wander back to the boardwalk. We wonder what's happened to the Blue
Crush crew -- look up and down the coast spotting them around 11th Street.
Brit is suiting up.
We wander over to observe--the
water is still kind of cold for ill-equipped gremmies. They wave at us,
smile, invite us over. |
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looks rather slick. "Do you have any wax?" we ask. NO! Do we need
any? We forgot it. The wise old Fooner smiles. One of the Brit's friends
fetches some wax. Brit starts waxing her board in a pattern and method
we'd not observed before. Ever the gentleman, Foon suggests that I provide
Brittany a board waxing demonstration. Thanks Foon! So there I am
waxing up a surfboard. Foon continues to be very grand fatherly...
"you might want to tuck those booties under your wetsuit or you'll just
flush them full of frigid water and maybe even lose one." |
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young lady on the left with the video camera is taping all the proceedings...
at the surf shop, waxing up, wetsuit adjustments, interviewing the Legendary
FoonRider, the surf... everything. It's all part of Brittany's English
project, "Surfing." |
A Good Day at the Beach!
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Ready for the plunge. |
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Brittany spent the next
30 minutes in a near constant state of paddling, never making it out more
than about 30 yards. Just as well. The waves would have flushed her
good and just knocked her around. Best to wait until it warms up a few
more degrees and are better equipped.
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This
near-beach experience exhausted and parched us. Time for some nachos and
brews at the Brass Balls Cafe! After walking off our afternoon snack
we stopped by the Shoreline Boardshop. The rumor is true - the largest
bodyboarding store on the East Coast is going out of business. Foon scored
a solid BB traveling bag, the same BZ padded, multi-board bag that Dan
King and my son own. The boy is now ready for some travel... Cape
Cod, California, Florida, North Carolina, France, Hawaii...
Saturday
evening
The late afternoon merges
into early evening as we continue to celebrate World Surf Day on the Foonbunker
Balcony. In between rounds of gin concoctions I show more Costa Rica pics;
Foon and I toast our first alt.surfing encounter of four years ago; and
discussion wanders between work, retirement plans, and travel plans. We
all learn that Mrs. Foon will be in Paris, France for business at about
the same time my wife and I had penciled in the beginning of our planned
trip to Brittany, France (NW France), including the first couple of days
in Paris. Maybe we'll share a few days exploring Paris before we
all venture to France's wild west coast. To tell you the truth I believe
Foon just can't stand the thought of me racking up all those Close Encounters
water points, overcoming his slight lead and leaving him in the dust, What
the hell... I can't imagine a better way to crack three digits!
We continue the evening feasting
on steak and seafood, wandering about in conversation, and finally settling
in for an entertaining and informative video back at the Bunker, "The
Funk Brothers."
Foon's OC All Town Report Saturday
Rod and I took the tour
today from crumbly Uptown in the a.m. to cleaning up and smoking downtown.
Though the day was bleak with periods of heavy mist, fog and shifting winds
by mid afternoon the prevailing winds were offshore into a waist to chest
and organizing swell. We saw plenty of surfables from the inlet up to 10th
where Rod and I spent an hour giving a impromptu surf lession to a Blue
Crush wannabee who was doing a high school composition project on surfing
complete with her girlfriends videoing the event and soaking up all the
pearls of wisdom from Rod i.e. "You need some wax on that thing." I was
somewhat
uneasy sending a total rookie
into 46 degree water with an over sized wetsuit and no surfing experience,
but the teenaged lacrosse player had plenty of pluck and more arm strength
than I would have guessed. She paddled nearly constantly for 20 minutes
but never got within 40 yards of a breaking outside wave.
Midtown and uptown cleaned
up later in the day too but only a few polarbears ventured out at any of
the breaks we checked. Rod and I will be picking up garbage at the Northside
Park cleanup sponsored by Surfrider at 125th st, from 10-12 on Sunday.
For anyone interested Shoreline Bodyboard shop is selling out of everything
and closing it's doors. Big discounts on everything- $30 for all fins and
steep cuts in boards/ accessories. I got a heavy duty travel bag for $70
and now all I have to figure out is where to go. We're going back sunday
for more beach stuff - chairs, umbrellas, coolers, sandals, shades all
rock bottom.
-Foon
Sunday
morning - World Surf Day Weekend Continues - Surfrider Foundation/Ocean
City, MD/Clean-Up
It was during the Earth
Day wetlands clean-up four years ago that I met Foondoggy, a character
that I had come to know via the usenet newsgroup, alt.surfing. Turns out
he was something of a "local." Back in those "good 'ol days Earth Day frequently
coincided with alt.surfing's World Surf Day, a day when the worldwide community
of alt.surfing strived to share stoke on the same "day" in the water and
then celebrate there experiences with the rest of their community on AS.
So Foon suggested I come down for the Surfrider activity and then join
in for lunch at the Foonbunker... and hopefully score some surf.
Little did I realize at that time that it would mark the beginning of a
long and close relationship.
Surfrider Foundation/Ocean
City, Md -- Earth Day
4th Annual Northside/Montego
Bay Wetlands Clean Up
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Early Set Up |
OC/MD SF BigShots:
Kip, Shelly and Randy |
| Today's treasures
included an endless supply of plastics, drink bottles (many full or nearly
so), shotgun shell casings, a boat seat cushion, wiring spool, golf club,
bobbers, lures, golf balls, a dozen or so softballs, bait boxes, a dozen
plus styrofoam cooler lids, a bra and sandals, lots of old shoes/sneakers/flip
flops, and other assorted junk.
Foon found out that he had
become an official "Dune Daddy." He has been designated the husband
and father of the dune in front of his condo and will teach school students
(his children) on the proper care of the dune. |
Sunday afternoon - A
Mrs. Foon Lunch
Time to pop some advil...
those bags of loot sure were heavy! Mrs. Foon made up some sandwiches
for the two over-da-hill boys as we enjoyed a bright, warm and sunny afternoon
on the Foonbuncker porch. Thanks for sharing! |